Mom is under the stairs |
MOM NOOOOOO!!!! I mean, seriously Mom. No. You fumble around behind us all the time and hide under whatever respective staircase is closest and creep around whispering passive aggressive advice. So... thanks... No Mother, that was sarcasm. Go take your meds and a shower. |
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